So I consider myself an aficionado when it comes to the qualities that make a good cereal experience. One element that remains key to thoroughly enjoying a bowl of cereal is minimizing the splash. That moment after you've chosen your bowl and spoon, poured the right amount of cereal to just match the three-serving picture on the box, and gotten out the milk. Suddenly a feeling of trepidation; is the milk going to splash out of the bowl?
Here's a quick ranking of cereals from greatest splash factor to least:
Corn Flakes (or any flake cereals), Frosted Mini Wheats (or Life), Raisin Bran, Cookie Crisp, Honeycomb, Lucky Charms (I swear it's because of the marshmallows), Kix, Cheerios, Rice Crispies (or , Grape Nuts), and finally Chex (surprisingly).
My research (and the frequent presence of near-empty boxes of cereal) led me to blending my cereal mixes. During commercial breaks on Saturday morning I would race to the kitchen. Generally I would blend various cereals for their texture (making sure not to put floating cereals like Cheerios or Kix at the bottom of the bowl--of course) layer upon layer, and finish with a non-splashing cereal like Kix or Chex. (NOTE: Rice Crispies at the top tended to get everywhere, and meant I couldn't fit as large a quantity of cereal.)
Here are a few of the most intriguing cereal combinations:
TOP: Corn Chex
MIDDLE: Rice Crispies
BOTTOM: Frosted Mini Wheats
TOP: Honey Nut Cheerios
MIDDLE: Raisin Bran (too splashy to be on top!)
BOTTOM: Grape Nuts
T+M+B: Quaker "Crunchy" Corn Bran (It's actually my favorite)
Least Favorites:
#3 Cap'n Crunch (because it shreds the inside of my mouth!)
#2 Life Cereal (i.e. sweetened wood shavings) followed by
#1 The the worst cereal experience is pouring out the last of a box of cheerios and getting a large mass of crushed+powdered cheerios on top of your happiness.
...but I digress.... since it seems I am not the only person who knows about mixing breakfast cereal. Instead I propose a challenge. The Splash is a function of height, surface tension of the milk, and cereal shape. There must be a use for such exhaustive research on cereal Splash! Somebody here had better come up with a good application. Discuss.
2 comments:
I never knew you put so much thought into the cereal thing. I guess that explains the odd cereal mixing I have witnessed over the years.
But really honey nut cheerios and raisin bran?
Also cereal isn't very good for you.
Despite the hype from the cereal companies that cereal is full of nutrients it really isn't. Since cereal is a highly processed mix of grains and sweeteners it actually has a fairly low amount of vitamins so to make up for it they spray vitamins and minerals onto the cereal so they can show the claims on the box. Also if you look at a serving size on a box of cereal it is actually fairly small amount so when you mix your cereal into a large bowl your probably eating a HUGE serving of sugar, corn syrup, starches and fats that you didn't even realize you were ingesting.
Also, sorry about spilling milk on the keyboard, the period key is sticking........... .... ... .. .
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